Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Dear Apple affiliate team, I hate you because....

Dear Apple affiliate team, I hate you because of one or more of the following reasons:
  • The massacre in Ruwanda
  • Leaving the toilet seat up
  • Sending rejection letters that are beyond useless
  • Turtlenecks
  • That scratch on my car door
  • Eating the last twinkie
I may also hate you if:
  • You drank all the beer in the fridge without asking